"Impress your friends w/ your Gulfstream V gold key! "

"Talk about BLING!!! Can't afford a private plane, but would love people to think you own one? Here's the solution and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
This auction is for an actual gold-plated key (with keychain) to a GV (Gulfstream V)! Again, it's ONLY the key, NOT a whole plane.
Impress your friends, or your date! Those in the know, know what these keys look like and can spot them from afar glinting on the table as you sit in the Polo Lounge, in Aspen, or at Cannes. Where YOU choose to flash THIS bling is your choice!!
When a Gulfstream is purchased, the buyer receives the gold-plated key and keychain as part of the set of keys to the plane. This one has never been used. I received it as a gift, but I really need to pay off school loans, so I figure there are some high rollers out there who can't yet afford their own jet, but would love to show off this little accessory... :-)
The actual plane cost $39 million, so I'm not letting this key go for peanuts. You only have one shot at this because I won't be able to afford to list it twice since the reserve fee will be high! Please consider this unique opportunity, and thank you for looking."