"According to the Daughter of the original owner Hezakiah O'steen of Bronson Florida, the car was last raced on the Daytona Beach July 4, 1931."

"Wouldn't ya know it, a drive-by in Missouri" Ice Cube

Maybe next time you should ask your corpulent relatives to step out of the photo?

So the RANGE ROVER CONVERTIBLE is in a farmer's field, but you can't step back far enough to get the whole thing into the photo?

"I am the second owner, first was Minister of Defense for China. "

"I did not get this car for cheap, so please don't insult me with a rediculas offer."

"The body kit, it self cost over $7000.00 "

Panoz AIV prototype

How anticlimactic: THIS is a George Barris car?

Who else is dying to know what's under the other blue tarps?

I wasn't paying attention...I guess these got very expensive

"Redneck POwer" decal makes Jeb Bush look like so much white toast

Never heard of it....

And I am probably not alone. Sorry to say this but here is a case where that stupid "NOT Evo, Not NSX, not Supra" tactic might have been very helpful for finding an auidence of bidders.

Superamerica with an interior that looks like Spiderman Underoos

Turn-key Noble, stateside

DIVCO on DUBS! - never thought I'd see the day

OK Lord Farifax, Saddle up the NERD HERD

Brought to you by the keyword "Octopussy"

"Vehicle Description
This is the same Model Alfa as in the James Bond Movie Octopussy in 1981.This is an Exceptionally Clean Car. Runs Great, and it has been kept in a garage for the last 20Yrs. New leather interior from the Mfgr. New Pirelli tires. General maintainence, new timing belt, head gaskets and valve adjustment. Completed by Richie's Foreign Car Repair So. Bend, IN. These Pictures Will tell the story. There is no rust on this car. If you are looking for a fixer upper this is not it. On a scale of 1-10 this car is a 9. This is a 25yr old vehicle and is considered an antique like Me. If you would like to see more pictures please let me know Thanks for looking at my car."

It better be "super" for $22k

"You Will Be the Only One At Concourso Italliano with an Ambulance!"

How can you build an Alfa Ambulance without enough elbow room to change an Alfetta's clutch or adjust a dead Spider's valves? You could barely fit a Vespa in there.

"word isnt enough for that paint job, feeling it and see it is deferent" - Mike Markovich fwded this for Myron's consideration

"__200 Pictures__Custom Paint____Head Turner__Gotta see it((photo)) - $1
Reply to: sale-151542709@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-04-15, 8:44PM PDT...........................Sold By Owner ........................... 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII...4.6 Liter Engine (V8)........ ..............................Automatic ............................... .................clean car fax upon request............... .............................Air--conditioining.................... .....................Fully Loaded -117kmiles ..................... .............................Just Smogeed ......................... ...........................Leather Interior...................... ...........................Power Sun Roof ..................... ............................Power Seats ........................ ...........................Privacy windows.............. ............................Dual Air Bags..................... ...............Key Less Entry && Security System.......... .................Stereo AM/FM...10-Disk- CD player.......... ................STRONG ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION ............... ~~~~~~~~~Okay Here You Go~~~~WOW ~~~ $7.5k--paint job~~~~~ ..........................Head Turner..Paint Job ................. ~~~~~U HaveTo See It And Drive It ~~~~ rims & new tires about $1000 ~~ ~~~~~word isnt enough for that paint job, feeling it and see it is deferent~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New Tires a couple weeks ago ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~$..5000...or any reasonable offer takes it..~~~~~~~~~~~~ .........RECENT SMOG CHECK..2007 TAGS.. ..U WILL HAVE NICE MEMORIES FROM THIS CAR...LIFE TIME..GRANTEED.. (9)(2)(5)-(3)(0)(0)-(5)(6)(7)(6)......ALEXXX... ~~~~~~~~~~ABOUT 200 more photos~~~click here~~~~~~~ http://photos.yahoo.com/xxxhasabkarabxxx925xxx ######################################################## [[[[Kelly Blue Book]]]]] 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII Vehicle Details Engine: V8 4.6 Liter Transmission: Automatic Drivetrain: RWD Mileage: 118,000 Selected Standard Equipment Air Conditioning Power Steering Power Windows Power Door Locks Cruise Control AM/FM Stereo Cassette Dual Front Air Bags Dual Power Seats Selected Optional Equipment Multi Compact Disc Leather Moon Roof Premium Wheels Vehicle Condition Ratings Excellent (Selected) $3,560 "Excellent" condition means that the vehicle looks new, is in excellent mechanical condition and needs no reconditioning. This vehicle has never had any paint or body work and is free of rust. The vehicle has a clean title history and will pass a smog and safety inspection. The engine compartment is clean, with no fluid leaks and is free of any wear or visible defects. The vehicle also has complete and verifiable service records. Less than 5% of all Good $3,190 "Good" condition means that the vehicle is free of any major defects. This vehicle has a clean title history, the paint, body and interior have only minor (if any) blemishes, and there are no major mechanical problems. There should be little or no rust on this vehicle. The tires match and have substantial tread wear left. A "good" vehicle will need some reconditioning to be sold at retail. Most consumer owned vehicles fall into this category "

$99k worth of fantastic plastic?

Whoa - has it really been 10 days?

In the past two weeks I did post some to frankenswap, but I dropped the ball over here. I had all three blogs down to a 22 minutes-per-day routine (like 1010 WINS news in NYC), but even that proved hard to muster. I also ran out of ugly 911s for flatsicks. Whoever thought that was possible?

Sadly, it also means that when I failed to post for ten days I actually saved myself over 3 hours for reading thick books (and whatever else I do). The real issue is that I have 3 or 4 raving fans that I am aware of (Myron, Josh, Bob L., and David Spiegel), and it would be a lot more efficient to just fwd them some links (like in the old days.) Nobody posts comments to this blog, so I have no idea if anyone is actually visting it. So, if you like it and miss it, send me an email.

400bhp Turbo 535i

Not everyday you see a Presidential Crosley Golf Car

I dare you to look at the interior photo without wincing. Ohhh the ergonomics of the 80s.

M5 looking good in Oxford green

"This car is very tight, has no squeaks or rattles and has been meticulously maintained."

So then what's with the brake dust,mud bogging photo?