Tuesday, September 12, 2006

DON'T call this guy

about his free Mercedes Diesel.

Charming sales pirch begs for a couple hundred crank calls.

"Reply to: sale-204642311@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-09-08, 10:37AM PDTREAD THOROUGHLY BEFORE CALLING, I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ON THE PHONE THAT ARE COVERED IN THIS POSTING. MAKE A NOTE OF WHERE THE CAR IS, THE YEAR OF THE CAR, THE MODEL OF THE CAR, THE FACT THAT YOU NEED A FLAT BED, AND THAT IT IS FREE
BEFORE YOU CALL!!!! Purchased to convert to biodiesel, decided it wasn't worth it between my lack of mechanical knowledge, the difficulty of that particular engine and the size of the car, so now I'm giving it away. It is totally legal, as in walked into the DMV to make sure it was totally legal ... have all current paperwork, including sticker. Body is cream. In fairly good shape. Car hasn't been started in over a year, smoked badly then. Was told that it has to be towed on a flatbed, I think it has something to do with the alignment. I will be wrecking this car if I cannot find someone to take it. I will be with the car today. CALL ME, do NOT email me, I do not have email access where the car is stored. 415-724-1658 Please note that I am not a mechanic. Everything above is what I know about the car, i literally will not be able to answer any other questions about the car, so please do not ask. Please also note that the car is free, and you should have expectations along the 'hey, it's free, whattya want?' lines. If you're getting a no bullshit vibe from me, you are properly attuned. I want this car gone today, with no to minimal crap. "

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