What verb rhymes with "truck?"

Pig Ugly 1943 MBZ Fire Truck
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1943-Mercedes-Benz-FIRETRUCK-from-WW-II_W0QQitemZ4588530778QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1992 Grizzly Cave Cab – maybe the manliest (peterbuiltiest) SUV ever!?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/GRIZZLY-4x4-prototypeTruck_W0QQitemZ4587619574QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1957 Sarao Jeepney
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Philippine-Jeepney_W0QQitemZ4588877610QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

UAZ Hunter
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-UAZ-Hunter_W0QQitemZ4588407014QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

LAFORZA ($5 says they relaunch this again in 2015 with fuel cell power)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/LAFORZA-PRIMA-RARE-SUV-LOWEST-MILEAGE-THIS-IS-IT_W0QQitemZ4573611635QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1928 DODGE truck with Pinto Motor (but why!?!?)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1928-Dodge-Depot-truck-Project-w-Ford-Pinto-mtr-auto_W0QQitemZ4573226414QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1947 Crosley p/u
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1947-Crosley-Round-Side-Pickup-Truck_W0QQitemZ4575710106QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

morris minor pick-up
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Morris-Minor-Pickup_W0QQitemZ4587474170QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

a very Jerry Bruckheimer bad guy El Camino (would look perfect with some meathead thugs in the next “enemy of the state” or "gone in 60 secmds" -type movie)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/KILLER-KOWALSKI-BLOWN-EL-CAMINO_W0QQitemZ4586780814QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

camo Unimog with backhoe!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercedes-Unimog_W0QQitemZ4586744879QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1959 Morris Sedan Delivery Marooned in CHICKASHA
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1959-MORRIS-MINOR-SEDAN-DELIVERY_W0QQitemZ4585325111QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1950 Crossley Farm O Road
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1950-Crosley-Farm-O-Road_W0QQitemZ4586132204QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Citroen 2CV panel truck
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Citroen-1975-Vintage-Collectable-Unique-2cv6-Truck_W0QQitemZ4587079525QQcategoryZ6183QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

VW Baja Bug pickup
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/VW-Custom-Baja-Bug-Pickup-Volkswagen-Fiberglass-Vintage_W0QQitemZ4585472895QQcategoryZ6019QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1960 Dodge Truck $10k!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1960-Dodge-D100-Vintage_W0QQitemZ4588072611QQcategoryZ6197QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

1975 Cadillac ELDO CAMINO
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1975-Eldo-Custom-El-Camino-conversion-1st-time-offered_W0QQitemZ4587776319QQcategoryZ6147QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

SWEET! Four “mini monster” racing Monster trucks & trailer (carrying case)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Qty-4-Patriot-Racing-Mini-MONSTER-Trucks-w-48-Trailer_W0QQitemZ4585468217QQcategoryZ6472QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

jeep commanche lowrider – I personally don’t think it’s low enough
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-JEEP-COMANCHE-LOWRIDER_W0QQitemZ4587716273QQcategoryZ6472QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem